Sitemap - 2024 - Both Are True

When You're Done with that Condom, Just Throw it Anywhere

brb

forget thanksgiving its time for fearsharing

Lost iPhone videos, actually random music, the secret history of crosswords

Being an idiot and writing your newsletter - an interview I did for Creator Spotlight

crying in the coworking space that is our lives

hello, i love you, won't you pick up your phone???

tyranasoraus recs

Babe wake up we’re sharing our fears

A list of recs to get you through the anxious hell of the next 48 hours (or longer? longer??)

i interviewed a bunch of cool ppl and now it's a...print publication??!

parenting as improv

more recs than an old school camera store

a bookstore, joan didion, and me

You ask me anything / me ask you anything (yama/maya) #5

bad hair day (terrible, horrible, no good, very bad tbh)

i've been doing this all wrong

The ONE Amazon Prime "Big Deal Days" (tf?) Deal they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

All Day I Dream About Substack (ADIDAS)

The one thing everyone in this country has done at least once

we're okay - a quick Asheville update

there's so much i want to tell you

saving my car and calling my grandpa

did you steal my bicycle

me saying the titular line in the film Holes (2003)

Wait the Piña Colada song is about what?!

Let go AND let god?

A parent's theory of relativity

testing testing is this thing on

Why growing your network increases your networth

gentle advice for sensitive souls

a ride on the ol' braintrain

Live, laugh, AND love?

i tried to interview people at the asheville trump rally - here's an audio about my experience and some videos

the thoughts that think me

this is what it sounds like when dads cry

This really is it

Alex Dobrenko SAVES the Sublime website (BRAVE)

does anyone know how to inherit wealth?

I always (always!) tell people to write like they’re texting a best friend who loves them

The ONLY Tip You Need To Become A Great Writer

The signal is the noise - how the sounds of an old ass calculator ended up on the website of the company I now work for (this is a good short title alex way to go)

omg we missed AI Appreciation Day?????

The ONE Amazon Prime Day Deal they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

this is some real game of thrones shit

Love myself? Knowing what I know?

"Why do I keep a notebook at all?"

Ode to an Inside Joke (guest post)

someone is impersonating me so i reached out to them

well this is embarrassing

happy father's day (the color)

What does your stupid art even do for the world?

why write?

can everyone kindly shut the fuck up about AI

Is Elon Musk a piece of shit?

Doing Crimes w my dad

graphic design is my new pation

Are we human? Then let's be dancers

An important reminder about all social media including Substack Notes

Wait the Piña Colada song is about what?!

after 12 years of writing, here's everything i know

A study of the heart (guest post)

free t-shirts

Now That's What I Call BAT: Volume 1

anxiety at work!!

the detonator

you don't need everyone to like your work (2018)

"she looks exactly like you"

how do i fix my life?

when all (keys, wallet, etc) is lost

i guess i wrote a song???

i want to be with someone i can goof with - help?

good word / bad word - issue 1

we switched from a crib to a toddler bed

WANTED: Happiness, dead or alive

i want to be good but i am bad - help?

The masks we wear (rom com, act three)

the essay formerly known as romcom (act two)

The meet-cute (rom com, Act One)

what do i do with my life?

i think my son hates me

i was a murder mystery dinner theater actor

be my (tired, aging) valentine?

if have nothing, then how give anything? (help wanted)

and baby makes four???

i am who i think you think i am

I got a perfect score on my SAT and all I got was this lousy feeling of never being enough

i still refuse to talk to you w those stupid ass ski goggles on your face

most hated essays from last year (also the ones you loved fine)

am i old now?

idk about the whole 'i'd have written a shorter letter if I'd had more time' thing

24 super genuine resolutions for 2024