Sitemap - 2024 - Both Are True
I always (always!) tell people to write like they’re texting a best friend who loves them
The ONLY Tip You Need To Become A Great Writer
omg we missed AI Appreciation Day?????
The ONE Amazon Prime Day Deal they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT
this is some real game of thrones shit
Love myself? Knowing what I know?
"Why do I keep a notebook at all?"
Ode to an Inside Joke (guest post)
someone is impersonating me so i reached out to them
happy father's day (the color)
What does your stupid art even do for the world?
can everyone kindly shut the fuck up about AI
graphic design is my new pation
Are we human? Then let's be dancers
An important reminder about all social media including Substack Notes
Wait the Piña Colada song is about what?!
after 12 years of writing, here's everything i know
A study of the heart (guest post)
Now That's What I Call BAT: Volume 1
you don't need everyone to like your work (2018)
when all (keys, wallet, etc) is lost
i want to be with someone i can goof with - help?
good word / bad word - issue 1
we switched from a crib to a toddler bed
WANTED: Happiness, dead or alive
i want to be good but i am bad - help?
The masks we wear (rom com, act three)
the essay formerly known as romcom (act two)
The meet-cute (rom com, Act One)
i was a murder mystery dinner theater actor
be my (tired, aging) valentine?
if have nothing, then how give anything? (help wanted)
i am who i think you think i am
I got a perfect score on my SAT and all I got was this lousy feeling of never being enough
i still refuse to talk to you w those stupid ass ski goggles on your face
most hated essays from last year (also the ones you loved fine)
idk about the whole 'i'd have written a shorter letter if I'd had more time' thing