they begged me not to publish this

A running doc with my little thoughts

"we are perfect parents"

why it's impossible to finish anything, especially the good things

if you drink enough coffee you start peeing coffee

when the youtube motivational videos stop working

Talking comedy with God (David Javerbaum who is “tv royalty” according to Arthur from Substack)

hello anxiety, my old friend

was she born with it or was it god damn Maybelline?

This isn't what I wanted to write

Thank you, and remember, the universe is in your basement

why isn't there an A24 for kids?