help wanted

Is Elon Musk a piece of shit?

May 21 •

+a lil story + a genuinely useful lil tip!!

Apr 28 •

how do i fix my life?

under depressure

Apr 9 •

i want to be with someone i can goof with - help?

wherever you goof, there you harr (i am so sorry)

Mar 28 •

i want to be good but i am bad - help?

at what point are we no longer able to change our brains?

Mar 14 •

what do i do with my life?

kill the trolls

Feb 27 •

if have nothing, then how give anything? (help wanted)

advice for when your tank is empty

Feb 8 •

i want to be good but i am bad - help?

a reader asks 'at what point are we no longer able to change our brains?'

Aug 8, 2023 •

Q: How Can I Be Funny Like You?

A: lol um...ok so, well, the thing about that is...imagine you're a banana peel -

May 25, 2023 •

life? a highway? get real

We're back with a real brain buster: what do you want to do with your one wild and precocious life

Apr 18, 2023 •

if have nothing, then how give anything?

advice for when your tank is empty and you want to write a blockbuster movie about your cat

Feb 17, 2023 •

where do i go after twitter?

+ Should I pursue an idea for a genre of writing i have ZERO experience in? It's Help Wanted #3!

Dec 9, 2022 •

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