Help Wanted

Welcome to Help Wanted, the only place that I, a comedy writer with a psychology degree, am legally allowed to give advice. Warning: this advice is NOT guaranteed to solve your problems nor is it 100% guaranteed to give you a kiss on the forehead! But it might do both, idk still working out the kinks. To submit a question, quandary, or pickle, please email botharetrue@substack.com with “Help Wanted” in the subject line.
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