life? a highway? get real
We're back with a real brain buster: what do you want to do with your one wild and precocious life
Welcome back to Help Wanted, it’s a thing I’d like to do once a month. Past Help Wanted answers have solved The Cuban Missile Crisis, but could not stop the powers that be from spelling Missile with a second ‘i’.
It isn’t necessary. It could just be missle and everyone would be fine and we’d save so much paper but look, my job is not to make the hard decisions, but rather simply to provide my council for them.
Want advice? Your question/conundrum/pickle can be SS (super serious) or DAAD (dumb as a doorknob) or anywhere in between. I’ll fucking answer them all I don’t even care. Except I do care so much and that is why I’ll answer em.
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