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A) ballerinababe556

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My name was MrNice5639. Still don’t know why 😂

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What's the point of the spreadsheet if I can't put anything dumb in the blue areas? 😭

(I was going to explain Fibonacci numbers to you, with illustrative equations. Now you'll never know.)

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wait but you can!! anyone can open it!

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Too late, the perfect Fibonacci petals drawing has been torn into tiny little pieces, covered in my tears.

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If “most embarrassing screen name” was a contest, I’d probably win (grand prize and at least 3rd). I don’t remember my first one, but had quite a few. The two I remember are oOnsyncutieOoand some version of DirtyP0pPrinc3ss (or some variation with numbers as letters). 😳

That t-shirt business idea is amazing. I live in old shirts.

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1. An irrelevant inside joke.

3. Glad to give you a useful tip if you tell us where you’re moving to.

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The answer was revealed in one of his essays. Or maybe it was a Note.

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It was??? What’s the answer??

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East coast. Parents in Sharon, Massachusetts. Wrong?

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East coast yes. Not MA though

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Anywhere near Charlotte?

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very much yes

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smeth66 was my screen name. Part meth reference, and I still regret not going with the full 666. This was also because a friend used to call me Crystal Smeth. It was the 90s.

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“Part meth reference”

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My AIM screen name was something along the lines of prancingpony and not because I was an adolescent little girl but because I was an adolescent little girl obsessed with wanting to be associated with a dive bar from a little hit film called Lord of the Rings.

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hahaha that was a true roller coaster of a story it went from typical lil girl loving ponies to girl obsessed with a dive bar to LOTR fan

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I'm tempted just because of the sheet

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the future is sheets

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You're pretty funny!!! Glad I'm a subscriber👊🏾

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me too!

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I’m already a paid member and would like to buy a shirt. Are there more pics and sizes?

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