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Hello and welcome to all the new BATheads in the building. Did you know that the word December originates from a classic version of the “Deez Nuts” joke in ancient greco-romia:
guy: Hey did you hear about the guy who invented this month? Deec?
girl: Deec who?
guy: deez embers!!!
This was a classic joke because embers were rare and a wee bit naughty. Everyone did the joke so much that eventually December was born. ADD SOURCES FOR THIS.
OK LETS GET ONTO THE ADVICE. We’ve got two dope questions today, I think you’re gonna love em. But first:
If you would like advice or just want to share something or really say anything at all that I can use as a prompt for one of these, please tell me by either:
commenting on this post
emailing at botharetrue@substack.com
Keep em coming they make me less sad. Ok onto the questions: