Archive - Both Are True

Beautiful Disasters

“you can’t get addicted to weed.” wanna bet?

Oct 24, 2023 •

can everyone kindly shut the fuck up about AI

The robots aren't coming, but the people who can't shut the fuck up about them are already here.

Jun 5, 2024 •

The ONE Amazon Prime Day Deal they DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT

Read this asap before Bezos & Co delete it !!! Surely I'm in jail by now, please spread the word!!!

Jul 16, 2024 •

we're okay - a quick Asheville update

and a list of places to donate

Oct 1, 2024 •

6666 tips on how I reached 6666 subscribers on Substack

ok i haven't gotten there yet but I will soon you gotta believe me i'm 5 away but my son is crying so i gotta get him up even tho he refuses to…

Oct 3, 2023 •

well this is embarrassing

when you're madsad about the caviar problems

Jun 19, 2024 •

The ONLY Tip You Need To Become A Great Writer

If you are ready to change your life, keep reading.

Jul 25, 2024 •

Is Elon Musk a piece of shit?

May 21, 2024 •

Q: How Can I Be Funny Like You?

A: lol um...ok so, well, the thing about that is...imagine you're a banana peel -

May 25, 2023 •

how do i fix my life?

under depressure

Apr 9, 2024 •

An important reminder about all social media including Substack Notes

The truths they don’t want you to know about

May 10, 2024 •

this is some real game of thrones shit

this season of USA is insane

Jul 12, 2024 •

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