Sitemap - 2022 - Both Are True
ok but can this ChatGPT robot write better than *me*??
this dude creates interactive 'choose your own adventure' games (interview!)
💁♂️ Help wanted? Advice given.
Love myself? Knowing what I know?
Happy Early National Sardines Day!!!
Highlights from your comments on the "parents too far" essays
So you wanna quit Twitter (and start using Substack) - a tell all guide.
Hi NAME, it's Joe Biden and I'm Counting on YOU to read this newsletter
Texting While Married, Dog Poop Destroys (Our) Family, and a lot more in this week's Hodgepodge #2
The Existential Horrors of Middle Age: A Haunted House Experience!
How my uncertainty made dating very hard and also....Backyard Kickback #1!!
A drama unfolds at the UPS store
A drama unfolds at the UPS store (with audio)
It's time for me to apologize and also ask for your help
The things I (probably) believe about this newsletter
MAILBAG #1 ANSWERS TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS
Hello from Alex’s twin brother - Brad C. Onversion
What superstitions do u believe?
My parents, my child and me: what could go wrong?
if i am being honest, i am being sad
Messy Ass Spaces #2: Rusty Foster
I wrote 3 blog entries in Dec 2019 and never published them....UNTIL NOW
Comedy through cartoons: an interview with New Yorker cartoonist Liza Donnelly
Let's all say hi! or is that weird idk nvm
A day in the life of a writer who is also a dad and husband etc
This one tip will save your relationship
Let's talk about podcasts, baby
The life changing magic of living the question
If you had to listen to one band / artist's music by hitting "shuffle all songs", who would it be?
Parenting while selfish (with audio!)
The time I got my head stuck in a balcony
What is your favorite word? (reply in comments)
Actor prepares for audition: Wacky Guy 1
i am very scared to do this but i'm even more scared not to do it so here we go
What's the best job you ever had? Let's discuss.
parenting: an escape room you can never escape
A 5th grade essay about how I met my wife
How I found freedom from hellsite addiction
will I be lying on my deathbed wondering how well my 'about to die lol' tweet is doing?
R.L. Stine wrecked me on Twitter
I will write a 5th grade essay on any topic you'd like (top voted topic wins duh)
Wrote this at 4am, might delete later
How to donate $ to support abortion access
After 10 years of writing, here's everything I know
how you answer this question will change everything [plz reply in comments]
Wait the Piña Colada song is about what?!
My therapist doesn't think I'm special
I hate when artists say "if you can do anything else as a job, you should"
The Night George Saunders Ruined My Life
The Case Of The Energy B̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ Blobs
Wanna write consistently? Donate to Trump if you don't.
I was SO close to getting a sugar mama
One Year Ago, I Hit 5k Followers. It Was The Best Day Of My Life
The ONLY Tip You Need To Become A Great Writer
New parents try to go on vacation - what could go wrong? Pt. 2
New parents try to go on vacation - what could go wrong? Pt. 1
Humor during wartime (2022 version)