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Beautiful Disasters

“you can’t get addicted to weed.” wanna bet?

Oct 24, 2023 •

6666 tips on how I reached 6666 subscribers on Substack

ok i haven't gotten there yet but I will soon you gotta believe me i'm 5 away but my son is crying so i gotta get him up even tho he refuses to…

Oct 3, 2023 •

hello, i love you, won't you pick up your phone???

seriously haven't heard from you in seven minutes please pick up we're worried about you not a joke please answer now hello?

Sep 13, 2023 •

how our nice morning went to shit

all I wanted was to go on a walk w my son and my dog is that so much to ask why does everything have to be like this

Sep 5, 2023 •

"weird people out, then die". a day in the life of a murder mystery theater actor.

Jun 15, 2023 •

how to not lose your mind on Substack Notes

From someone whose brain was broken by Twitter and has the journal entries to prove it (it me)

Apr 20, 2023 •

Beautiful Disasters

“you can’t get addicted to weed.” wanna bet?

Apr 6, 2023 •

How I grew this newsletter from 56 to 2,177 subscribers in less than a year

i know the title is clickbait but i'm told that these sorts of posts 'do numbers'

Jan 26, 2023 •

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