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Wait is this Brad back from the deadly departed??

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Omg BRAD

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Hi it's me the real Alex please send beans

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Okay, so I'm on a bus to Latvia laughing out loud about Nephrons. How do I explain THAT to my seatmate? This was brilliant in so many ways.

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Amanda thank you. While I've got you here please consider reading Frankie's Beans https://frankiesbeans.substack.com/p/the-kidney-bean

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Real Alex wins. Fake Alex couldn't eek out a single clever comment. Looking forward to that Bean material... 🫘

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thanks for your interest in Frankie's Beans here's the latest hot off the pressure

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Hi its me your brother. What is password

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I really need there to be a Frankie's Beans Substack now. I'm fully in support of canonizing this into the greater Both Are True literary universe.

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hi Brad thanks so much for your interst in Frankie's Beans heres the new edition hot off the pressure - https://frankiesbeans.substack.com/p/the-kidney-bean

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I have to imagine that my wife, who is in the next room, is wondering what in the actual hell I’m laughing so hard about. This was so damn funny. Well done!

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Congrats on "finding yourself"! 🤣

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thank you here is Frankie's Beans - https://frankiesbeans.substack.com/p/the-kidney-bean

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That was seriously entertaining - watched the whole thing! Great timing with the music, and real suspense in there - hah!

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hahaha thank you but seriously here is Frankie's Beans https://frankiesbeans.substack.com/p/the-kidney-bean

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Frankie’s Beans. Haha. What about Jelly Beans?

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Frankie hasn't yet delved into Jelly Beans he feels they are too chaotic no rhyme or reason just pure whimsy over there so he is gonna stick to real beans at least for now

anyways heres the first https://frankiesbeans.substack.com/p/the-kidney-bean

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you were like a super duper jason statham a la the beekeeper. the scammer responded to one of my comments and i was like no fickin way is this really alex saying this. (points to head) "kidneys"

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hahahah

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Well, I like to trick Scammers, but this exchange was definitely a lot more fun that what I do 😂

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I was one of the targets for the scam. I saw your email (not your email), shook my head and thought, "yep, now the scamming begins on substack as well." First clue it wasn't you? It severely lacked humor. 🫠

Nicely done to corner the scammer and post the video.

I hope they put the same amount of energy into a real job.

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And the Lima Bean gets snubbed again...

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for now. soon the Lima Bean will have its way

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Crying bc my mom would fall for this 😭

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please if you can send this to your mom its Frankie's first Bean https://frankiesbeans.substack.com/p/the-kidney-bean

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middle aged men crying! Why are they crying? I am laughing out loud for real

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I'd like to know more about the cannoli bean for sure!

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Frankie didnt do the cannoli bean for today he just did kidney bean https://frankiesbeans.substack.com/p/the-kidney-bean

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