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1) what

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7) numbers

X) anyway

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I'm seriously concerned!! About everything!!! Mainly math because clearly the list numbers are in order, always.

4. this a hacker I've hacked this list and responding to #4 on behalf of miter. That guy is a tool and doesn't know to count using fibbernachcheeses #

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As a paid subscriber to BAT where do I sign up for the “No vibes all snacks” lounge?

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Hey my name artist Christophe Benjamin. I have my work Posted on my Substack. I would like to ask if you could publish or send out some writing about my work...

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can't believe you got Lebowitz to illustrate your Substack. That's huge!!

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1. We're all hopeful Alex is okay and will get some relief from neck pain soon

4. Try the grey stuff, it's delicious!

5. I think the fact that you skip some numbers makes it more fun

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2. I am a paid subscriber and a huge fan! My only lament is I can't internet well and chats require that. But I love your shit! keep it up!

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i totally believe all those entering this corn-maze of deception confusion and horror (also some squishy- floored Fun House pleasure )for first time should seriously consider going the paid route...but easy for me to say because i was smart and schmoozed a year's comp out of him by pulling the 'over-load' card possibly some impoverished whining too... hey it worked!!! but that was before this newsletter took on more employees than the Eras tour and spin-offs than Spiderman franchise and all that requires capital expansion...somebodys gotta keep the lights on in here....but in the words of dave van ronk (remember him? nah probly not you are a pup; "michigan water tastes like cherry wine...") somebody ELSE not me hehehehehehee

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1) Alex is awesome and I hope something clicks with that neck pain. Neck pain is... well. A pain in the neck.

5) I admit I was a tad confused at the end of the first post I read... had I missed something? Was my brain broken? But now I am warmed by the chaos of the BAT numbering system, or lack of. It’s refreshing not to have to be orderly and regular and proper.

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Aren’t all fetishes, by definition, sexual? Non-sexual fetish is an oxymoron, no?

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dear alex,

in the grandest scheme of things, alex IS okay.

now, to just start experiencing life from the grandest scheme of things.

love you!

myq

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Yuck!! IF it’s not too painful, search “Yoga for Text Neck” from Adriene on YT. I can’t believe our society has reached the point of yoga for text neck. I hope you feel better soon!!

Discord is like cowering against a wall at a raucous college house party. Ponder seems far more quaint? Yet I can still click “The Firehose” if I want a dose of mayhem to get my heart racing.

I demand Joe executive orders us a BATurday!!!!

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LOL

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