hahahaha i just shared this with George and Amal and they are laughing so hard we are dying laughing hahaha amal especially is losing it she keeps going "me? an actor?" hahaha and now george is saying "i guess i'll have to work in international relations" HAHAHhhahhaha
Madeline hi, can you let Cindy know that I'm actually doing good and no longer want to connect, that I'm fine with how things are and am ready to just go our separate ways ??
ur not a peon ur a greaton haha i'm just doing some wordplay. Listen, Jeanne - I would love to chat further about me consulting for you and your business. Let me know if you're interested.
No Brad I mean Alex! Chris Cuomo used to say "Let's Get After It" all the time, and look what's happened with him. Btw please give me free three months off my subscription which I've already paid for before this post, thereby not being eligible for the extra Brad-related bennies. Cheers!
But I said “No way Tony, YOU are untouchable” bewcause literally he’s so tall I can’t get anywhere near his head. Love this! Brad, you seem like a smart guy. Looking forward to hearing more from you!
I LOVE CROSS PROMO!! Let me bug Alex about it - he's a piece of shit who thinks people care about "art" whereas I know that all people care about is POWER. We'll be in touch Jack McNulty.
Alex, now that you're offering editing services have you considered helping your own twin? I'd hate for anyone to see this and mistake his lack of spellcheck (i.e.: UNFORGETTIBLE) as your writing, causing your ultimate downfall. 😭
also omg I'm so nervous for brad driving
don't be! I had that car on auto drive its a tesla a new one
damn elon needs ur services
dude okay alex no shit you gotta tell brad this – i straight up had a DREAM about amal clooney last night; except SHE was the actor
hahahaha i just shared this with George and Amal and they are laughing so hard we are dying laughing hahaha amal especially is losing it she keeps going "me? an actor?" hahaha and now george is saying "i guess i'll have to work in international relations" HAHAHhhahhaha
HAHAHAH tell them i love the tequila they can feel free to furnish my wedding reception with it
OBVIOUSLY
brad knows it's near the end of the quarter for those of us offset
what?
i said what i said
brad thinks he's a wife guy
Madeline hi, can you let Cindy know that I'm actually doing good and no longer want to connect, that I'm fine with how things are and am ready to just go our separate ways ??
Brad, Cindy + I are in love. I've told you this. Leave it alone.
omg
what would alik think about this car driving and video!!!!
Alik doesn't like me says I'm 'the bad boy' of the twins lolol but I'm like THATS GOOD BRANDING
Just seeing if the peons can comment.
ur not a peon ur a greaton haha i'm just doing some wordplay. Listen, Jeanne - I would love to chat further about me consulting for you and your business. Let me know if you're interested.
Brad is a nice fellow
THANKS VANYA!! LETS GET AFTER IT BROTHER.
No Brad I mean Alex! Chris Cuomo used to say "Let's Get After It" all the time, and look what's happened with him. Btw please give me free three months off my subscription which I've already paid for before this post, thereby not being eligible for the extra Brad-related bennies. Cheers!
But I said “No way Tony, YOU are untouchable” bewcause literally he’s so tall I can’t get anywhere near his head. Love this! Brad, you seem like a smart guy. Looking forward to hearing more from you!
thanks Jane!! I do workshops every day at 6am PST over zoom. They fill up fast so let me know if you're interested
Brad, you okay, bud?
BETTER THAN EVER EMILY!!!
So, should I contact Brad or you to arrange that cooking-one-of-VeganWeekly's-recipe-thing?
I also like the over the top promo thing - because we all gots to eat 😊
I LOVE CROSS PROMO!! Let me bug Alex about it - he's a piece of shit who thinks people care about "art" whereas I know that all people care about is POWER. We'll be in touch Jack McNulty.
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love!
some gems from this one:
the tony robbins piece of it
"How I got to my first 1000 subscribers by making 1000 fake email accounts"
"What my close personal friends Margaret Atwood, Jonathan Franzen, and David Sedaris learned from me about writing "
"marriage, divorce, finding love after divorce"
"wall street attitude on main street prices"
"Not a content creator? Well you should be!"
the fact that you posted it on my birthday thank you!
PS question: is his name "brad" because he is rad and his name is basically "B. Rad"? like "B. Real" from cypress hill?
myq hey its brad I would love to talk i see you are talented and you have what IT takes. Do you have a good sum of money to get started with me ? Brad
aww thanks brad! you sound like a nice guy. i wouldn't want to take advantage of your invaluable talents, so i'll go my own way for now!
sorry myq we're in way too deep I'm outside ur house plz send $$
xoxo
Brad
well as long as you're not INSIDE my house, we're good!
Bradfest '23 is going to be lit, that island retreat is going to be something memorable
how do you know about Bradfest???? -Brad
the real question is how does anyone not know about Bradfest?
It's gonna be hella bigger than Fyre Festival.
fyrefest crawled and burned so bradfest could sprint and also burn
Bradfest stands on the ashes of the shoulders of what had to learn to crawl before it burned
and smoewhere, a phoenix
Alex, now that you're offering editing services have you considered helping your own twin? I'd hate for anyone to see this and mistake his lack of spellcheck (i.e.: UNFORGETTIBLE) as your writing, causing your ultimate downfall. 😭