I'd be down for a Pinata for Adults if I could have the Geriatric Tabletop Version that breaks apart gently because ooof bad back, I don't want to bend over to pick up stuff.
4. YES, I would love to invest AND in a 'first moved out' emergency kit (band-aids, the thing you put on small kitchen cuts, the wall eraser thing-a-ma-jig...) AND in a 'welcome to 30s' hamper (pills to stop pooping, pills to start pooping, random vitamins, deep heat, deep freeze, painkillers in several forms...)
I’m racking my brain to try and find an excuse to get a piñata (I had to actually start a list of ideas of all the fun themes because my mind is flooded, and I’m extremely anti-list). That’s the best idea ever! Pop those valentines on Etsy and sell them as printables…I bet you’d make as much as you would from a few annual subscriptions in no time (hell, probably new paid subscribers). “I wanna nap with you” sounds like a line from an *NSYNC song, which is now stuck in my head! My favorites (I think) are the therapist and parents.
"I'll put in the DoorDash order"
gonna send the therapist one to my hubsand ASAP the best part is that his therapist is my therapist is our couple's therapy therapist
Do you think I need to have this spot looked at?
Let's stay up until 9 and watch half of that new PBS documentary!! I'll make the low-sodium popcorn.
2. “Isn’t that what I just said?”
I said that five minutes ago!
Funniest thing Ive read this year! You could retire on the money you’d make!
(Imo, middle age starts at 45 and ends at 65. Then it’s old age all the way. 🤷🏻 so mid thirties is extremely young to some of us!)
Emergency contact is my favourite only because there’s no “what’s for dinner?” option.
U and me and the TV
I'd be down for a Pinata for Adults if I could have the Geriatric Tabletop Version that breaks apart gently because ooof bad back, I don't want to bend over to pick up stuff.
I’m 69, my wife turns 65 this month, and we both cracked up reading this! Especially “Emergency Contact.”
I luv U - but who RU?
4. YES, I would love to invest AND in a 'first moved out' emergency kit (band-aids, the thing you put on small kitchen cuts, the wall eraser thing-a-ma-jig...) AND in a 'welcome to 30s' hamper (pills to stop pooping, pills to start pooping, random vitamins, deep heat, deep freeze, painkillers in several forms...)
I’m racking my brain to try and find an excuse to get a piñata (I had to actually start a list of ideas of all the fun themes because my mind is flooded, and I’m extremely anti-list). That’s the best idea ever! Pop those valentines on Etsy and sell them as printables…I bet you’d make as much as you would from a few annual subscriptions in no time (hell, probably new paid subscribers). “I wanna nap with you” sounds like a line from an *NSYNC song, which is now stuck in my head! My favorites (I think) are the therapist and parents.
Nap with U and Emergency Contact.
Nominees: U Can Fold My Laundry
Are We Out Of Milk
Blanket Stealer
Middle age: very wobbly concept. At 58 I am just starting to admit to it.
You can pop my zits anytime. Are zits a middle-aged thing? I don’t remember 😉