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Jun 20, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

i'd be driving the fucking limo

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

AMP UP THAT ENGAGEMENT BB

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

and also I'm a BAT OG and shit poster in the best way possible

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

and the best thing I have seen lately is MS. MARVEL

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

oh and also I know who you are but had to google McKayla Maroney SO

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Who are you? Myq Kaplan.

Who are you really? Mike Kaplan.

QUICK: Best thing you’ve read or seen or played or listened to lately? EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jun 22, 2022·edited Jun 22, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

Who am I: Jim

Who am I really: If I knew the answer to that, I don't think I'd still be in therapy

Best thing I saw recently: Rewatched Minority Report for the first time in years. So good

Morgue: Big downstairs energy here

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Jun 21, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

I probably have the personality to be upstairs with the loved ones but maybe not the desire to deal with that much emotion. But idk if the corpses would freak me out more than the emotions. Honestly I'd rather be in the lab figuring out how the poor saps died in the first place, samples only; no corpses.

Best thing I've seen lately: 'The Haunting of Night Vale' the latest Welcome to Night Vale live show.

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Jun 21, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

Upstairs. With whomever.

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Jun 21, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

I would be both upstairs and downstairs. I would be the funeral cruise director but also dress and accessorise the corpses for the viewings.

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upstairs with the families!

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Jun 20, 2022Liked by Alex Dobrenko`

I'd be upstairs with the families and friends, because I don't know any better. After a week or two I'd be begging to go down to the corpse(s).

Best thing I've listened to lately: 'Confessions' by Sudan Archives. I like it so much I bought tickets to her show in October!

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Depends on cause of death. Baby hit by car? I'll stay with baby. Aged writer/artist/hitchhiker nailed by throat cancer? I'll chat with survivors.

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I would be downstairs with the corpses because I don't know how to handle grief and would not be able to help the families upstairs. The best thing I've heard recently is the song "It Just Goes On" by Flock Of Dimes whose healing powers I cannot recommend enough.

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There’s coffee upstairs, right?

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I am Mike. People who don't know me call me Michael. They are wrong. I am...

Really? Like, what I am? It's a lie! I won't go there! Make them stop! I'm a word guy. Of course. I overthink and underdo. Which makes me human I guess.

Lastly, what have I seen or done or whatever. I used to love movies, so you tell me bro. Soderbergh? Hello, Sex Lies and Videotape was nasty beautiful. I wished I wrote it. He did. That man, Steve. Tell him hi-oh bro. Cheers MM

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