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Madeline's avatar

But thank you for sharing your talking head!

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What bread does Soviet butter spread best on?

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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

regret

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Madeline's avatar

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

yes i am

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Madeline's avatar

The wrought iron bars as both a physical boundary and a metaphor, AHA

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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

the way I have to piece together all of your comments into a coherent narrative is second to none

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Madeline's avatar

FEELINGS

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Myq Kaplan's avatar

love the opening line about your therapist!

love that a crowd formed! (what a great first memory!)

love that you are alive! (and an only child! i am too! both! i am two!)

love that you're hugging the bars!

love the whole thing! love you!

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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

love how much you love!

love that you are also an only child which really means that neither of us because we are....brothers?

hi brother

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Myq Kaplan's avatar

alex!

happy belated "love how much you love!"-iversary!

love you!

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also, happy brother-versary! (belated.)

love you!

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Myq Kaplan's avatar

hello brother!

love love love!

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Anne Kadet's avatar

Haha just the headline made me laugh.

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Anne Kadet's avatar

Love this: “Which means that whenever I was performing, I was also lying.”

Are you eating a lot of McDonalds now?

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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

NO I'm not and it makes me deeply sad. I think my parents instilled in me such a deep dislike for it that now I can't really have it and enjoy it. Also because of my parents' obsession with eating healthy. But tbh not the worst thing to not be into eating lol

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Overexpression's avatar

“take to America so he can eat Rainbow Nerds, play pop warner football, and if all goes well even try his hand at improvisational comedy”

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Alex Dobrenko`'s avatar

is this not the american dream??

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