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never forget SUPREME wacky guy Daniel Radcliffe

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he's so wacky he didnt even make the wacky list that's how fucking wacky he is

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he's gonna come WHACK ya

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ok now u crossed a line

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prove it

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where the ppl are

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madeline

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don't get it, don't care

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love!

some favorite parts:

"lift your shirt and check to see if you have abs."

“hey look at us we’re all twins”

"drive home happy as a plum"

love!

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Myq u make me happy as a plum

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happy belated "Myq u make me happy as a plum"-iversary!

love you!

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happy "happy as a plum"-iversary!

(belated by one day)

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you!

ps the phrase "happy as a plum" makes me happy as a plum.

pps it reminds me of a joke i wrote once where i say "i was going to buy some fruit but i plum forgot"

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I wanna go to apizza hutt cos it takes like jabba!

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well said

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“another deep breath and reset. turn off the ezra klein podcast you’ve been ‘listening’ to this entire time which is the least wacky thing someone could do” lol

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anne you know what i'm saying right?? i 'listen' to podcasts all day and retain ZERO information

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YES! I've managed to quit several times this year but then I see Lex Fridman's talking about black holes and I'm sucked right back in...

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Don’t knock that mailbox money. It beats so much other shit we’ve done for 0-$100. And it makes me feel good that I can do all that activism for free. And I found a place that likes Aunt Nancy. Not every grandma/older woman is a 6 foot former model from Houston or Dallas who’s been in a hundred Texas films. You’re the real thing. Funny and Jewish! And that baby? Fuhgeddaboutit.

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i ain't knockin it!! Just laying out the facts that it spirals me into strange existential wormholes lol

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