what do i do with my life?
kill the trolls
Hello and, frankly, welcome to Help Wanted, an advice column NOT guaranteed to solve your problems nor is it 100% guaranteed to give you a kiss on the forehead! But it might do both, idk still working out the kinks. I hope you enjoy this revised rerun while I take care of my newborn child, Emma June, who says thank you, everyone, for your incredible and steadfast patience.
EJ also says that when I do come back I have to reprise my role of Internet’s Favorite Advice Giver. She literally said “Father, the people need a comedy writer with a psych degree from Brown and unfortunately for all of us, that person is you. Go forth and giveth the adviceth.” You heard her, folks.
Real quick I wanna say a big time thank you to the three BATheads who submitted questions earlier in the month, EJ sends her regards to you and only you. For the rest of you, keep the questions coming! Submit em to botharetrue@substack.com.
