The ONLY Tip You Need To Become A Great Writer
If you are ready to change your life, keep reading.
No one wants to say it, but its true. So here goes.
Are you ready?
Because this will change your life.
If you’re standing up, sit down.
If you’re sitting down, stand up.
Everything is about to change.
Say no to everything.
Yep, that’s right.
That’s the tip.
Say No To Everything.
Your time is too valuable.
Attend your best friend’s bachelor party? No.
Relax and recover at the park with your husband? No.
Spend time with your ailing grandmother? Sorry, but no.
All of this stuff gets in the way.
But if you say no, you’ll finally have time.
And then when the big ask comes.
And someone asks ‘hey, will you write this book,’ you can look at them and say
“No.”
You can’t.
Because even writing doesn’t matter.
This is the hardest part.
I haven’t seen my wife or kids in months.
I haven’t written in years.
I don’t need to. It would get in the way.
Once you become a Writer, you don’t need to write.
No one will tell you this because they are scared. They are sheep.
I am a Wolf.
In Sanskrit, the word Wolf means Writer.
Do you get it now?
I have arrived. I am happy.
I am however teaching workshops. They are expensive. And they are important.
You think you understand, but you don’t. Not yet.
Sign up here — ADD LINK (note for assistant).
‘But signing up would be doing something’, you think.
Don’t think.
Just sign up.
We won’t do anything in the workshops.
We will just sit.
You will learn the power of not doing anything.
Eventually, if you are good enough, you will teach workshops.
You will give me a small kickback for each workshop you teach.
More and more people will learn The Way of the Wolf.
Some of them will want to teach workshops.
Let them.
You will get a small kickback from their classes.
And I will get a small kickback from you.
See where this is going?
An army of wolves, Writers, growing every day.
Use promo code DONOTHING at checkout for $300 off your $11,997 enrollment.
Or are you afraid?
Baa, baa, said the sheep.
Howl, howl, said the wolf.
I am also looking for an assistant to help me set up a website and links to capture payment for the workshops — please send application + cover letter. Position is unpaid.
You had me in the first half 😂
Howl, Howl