Rec room: how do u plan on making this long weekend not suck??

+ a secret question only for True BATheads aka paid subscribers

what’s up friends, enemies, and everyone in between including and especially the people who only see at a party once every three years but every time you do you just sit in a corner and talk and its a gangbusters good time like wow this person is great so great in fact that they KNOW not to harang you with the ‘omg we should hang soon’ garbage promise to which neither of you can adhere, instead just savoring the good time as it is here in the moment like its a fresh fig on a fig tree like dang its almost too sweet how the hell are figs doing that anyways they need to relax is what I imagine someone might say who hates good things but not me I love figs I love them for how god damn sweet they are with no rhyme nor reason also why are those two things put together like the opposite of reason isn’t rhyme is it wait is it

woof is everyone ok? I for one am not.

WELCOME TO THE REC ROOM which is a weekly place for BATheadgehogs aka paid subscribers to hang and chat without fear of the mainstream media running with a story about us like what happened to me yesterday. I posted a normal ass selfie of myself on Notes and it got no engagement so I reposted it:

and boy did people have a field day.

I’m a fan of telescopes and microscopes so obviously I have nothing against a colonoscope but still, that’s just not what was happening.

Rec Room Topics Of Discussion

1. It’s a long weekend did you hear? What are you gonna do to make it not suck?

2. Are you working because you are in servbice or retail or something else? If so do you also have tips for idiots who think the weekend is a free for all party for how to be kind to people who have to still work like maybe giving really big tips?

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3. And here’s the secret question that you can’t even read it unless you subscribe is this not a cool thing of me to do manybe not but listen I am tryign to make this my career for which I make money so let’s give it a twirl!