just a lil weekend 'fiction' guy

for the paid babes...its called 'you choose' and i didn't edit it not even a little i hope it works out

i always talk about sending out more stuff just for the paid subscribers because they Are The Patrons of my Arts do you know how. hard it was not to write farts there I wanted to but I didn’t because this is a Serious Newspaper.

Speaking of, let’s talk news. Anyone see the papers today? Black white and red all over!!!

Shit I didn’t do that right hold on. Ok what do you call a zebra reading a newspaper? Black and White and no wait

If a zebra is watching a black and white movie and it gets a paper cut from reading the program that came with the movie, what do you call that?

Why would a movie have a program? Because sometimes things aren’t what they seem, like for example this post which you think is just a goof goof riot but its not its actually really serious i had this idea for a piece of fiction where a guy wakes up and he’s kidnapped like tied up and the bad guy is like ok listen we have your wife and kid and we’re gonna kill one of them who do you want to kill and he’s like —